yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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