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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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