i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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