so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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