I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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