doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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