Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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