this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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