Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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