So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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