Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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