New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
My boob is missing a layer of skin
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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