Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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