Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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