you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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