all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She said her name was "party"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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