I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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