considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
porn star boner night. come get it.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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