I look better un-naked...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You ruined the universe
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
