What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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