so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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