Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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