Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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