ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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