Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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