the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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