Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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