East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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