I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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