I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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