How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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