she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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