i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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