I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
All I want is dick and wine.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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