That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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