how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Randomize