Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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