I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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