I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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