That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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sex in a hospital.. check
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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