I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body