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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

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  so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.

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• (315): View more from New York

  so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese

  (315): View more from New York

  here comes the puke

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  eta to your mouth 5 minutes

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me

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• (315): View more from New York

  I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.

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• (909): View more from California

  So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound

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