ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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