zippers are such a cool invention
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.