You really coming over, don't trick.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.