So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed