Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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