fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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