I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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