Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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