is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I came so hard my ears popped.
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