It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
