What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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