I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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