how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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