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that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
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I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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