Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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