Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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