Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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