The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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